Tidbits
    Welcome to the tidbits section, in which I put all the miscellany which doesn't fit with the rest of my miscellany.  This includes interesting news items, jokes, a few really good e-mail chain letters, and the occaisional piece of even more miscellaneous miscellany.  Horrifying, isn't it?

Now, each on their own page, because of upload problems:
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News
Most of these news items come from Infobeat news. This is real stuff, not from the tabloids.  Scary, isn't it?


Israeli police call off dogs after cat manhunt --- Surgeons operate to remove two tongues from farmer --- Lion-walking has risks, southern Spain town finds --- Italian drowns in sewage after pig mishap

          Israeli police call off dogs after cat manhunt
        Israeli police sent sniffer dogs back to their kennels on Monday
        after calling off a manhunt sparked by what the cat dragged in.
        Forensic tests showed that what police had taken to be a
        dismembered human penis, dragged into a Jerusalem student's
        home through an open window on Sunday by a cat, was in fact a
        feline fetus. "We closed the file after a rapid investigation
        revealed the penis was a fetus," a spokesman at the Abu Kabir
        forensic institute told Reuters. Police had been searching for a
        human body to go with the presumed penis. Media reports
        initially identified the fetus as that of a rat, but a spokesman said
        it was in fact that of a cat.
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          Surgeons operate to remove two tongues from farmer
        Chinese surgeons operated on a man to remove two of his three
        tongues so that he can eat and speak normally for the first time in
        20 years, Xinhua news agency said. Xian Shihua, a 32-year-old
        farmer from the southwestern province of Sichuan, was born with
        one tongue, but a second, smaller one grew when he was five
        years old, and later a third, the official agency said Sunday. "His
        largest tongue was 13 inches long, 6 inches wide, and 4.4 inches
        thick, while the other two were 3.6 inches long and of varying
        widths and thickness," the report added. The operation, carried
        out at the Southwest Military Hospital in Chongqing, enabled
        Xian to speak normally to family and friends and to go off the
        liquid diet that he had subsisted on since childhood.
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         Lion-walking has risks, southern Spain town finds
        Walking pet lions around the neighborhood can be risky. Two
        lions, a male and female, became agitated while being walked in
        the southern Spanish town of Ceuta early Tuesday and mauled
        four women passersby, injuring three of them critically, a local
        official said. A government statement said the lions, which are 1
        and 2 years old, respectively, were being kept illegally in dog
        houses without proper documentation and would be taken to
        separate zoos. It did not say what would happen to the
        unidentified man who was walking them.
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       Italian drowns in sewage after pig mishap
        A 19-year-old Italian man drowned in sewage Tuesday after
        helping pull his father out of a cesspit where he had climbed to
        rescue a pig. Andrea Rizzo rushed to his father Maurizio's aid
        after he was overcome by fumes rescuing a pig which had fallen
        into a pit normally covered by a metal grill, firemen said. While a
        neighbor threw a rope, Andrea climbed into the pit and helped his
        father out. But the youth, overcome by fumes, fell into a
        2-foot-deep sewage well. The neighbor tried to rescue him but
        was unable to do so before being overcome himself. Firemen
        later recovered Andrea's body.
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